The Barely Tolerable Tale of Buttmuffin

Chapter One:

I was born in a quiet....you know what, no, I'm not going to do this to you guys. I'm going to just stop myself right there and just not deal with it. No one wants to hear another boring rant about where someone else was born and how their childhood messed them up. That's nonsense! 




Okay, starting over, we're going to pretend that first paragraph never happened. I'm Kryssy, I'm a college student living with the fantastic and always wonderful Poopface, who should be working on her own little intro right now...in fact I can see her typing it from my desk. All I have to do is turn around and there she is, typing away. 

But back to me, I am a poet with two books of poetry published. I am also an erotic writer and I've been working on an epic novel project to end all epic novels. I also write a shit ton of short stories about everything from ghosts, to death, to graveyards....you know what...it's pretty safe to assume all I write about is the darker side of human nature so let's move on. 

I cross stitch, it's a hobby that passes the time and makes me feel like and old lady, but I love it anyway. It keeps my brain occupied so it doesn't spew whatever odd things lurk in it all over the room. I paint as well, Poopface got me into that. She was painting one day and demanded I join her, so I did. It was a lovely experience and I greatly enjoy the hobby. 

So based on all this crazy information I bet you're thinking "This chick has got to be one of those crazy art majors that piss everyone off because they're so posh". I wish I was one of those people, but alas, I'm just the med student that pisses everyone off by making them think I should really be an art major :) Isn't it just so much fun.  I do enjoy art and all that jazz, but I just don't have the right sort of patience to major in anything artistic. 

This blog is for Poopface and I to show you something you've never seen before. We'll take you on an epic journey...no, a quest. A quest for the Holy Grail! Wait...that's already been done hasn't it? Hmmm...then how about a quest for knowledge. What kind of knowledge you ask? Well the kind that only a Poopface and Buttmuffin can offer. 

Happy Questing, 
Buttmuffin