Oh the big question. How does one breakup nicely with somebody else? The answer is simple: Don't breakup with anybody! For those of us that don't live such a simplistic lifestyle we need a much more complex approach. I'm not quite sure how this conversation come up with our friend's at lunch the other day, but alas it did.
Apparently, the best way to approach a breakup with a girl is to buy her some chick flick, ice cream and then breakup with her. I don't like chick flicks so maybe a gore-filled movie like Lord of the Rings so I can imagine the bad guy as my ex-boyfriend. I would find that much more satisfying especially if my favorite character got to chop his head off!
Now for all of the girls out there ("woot woot") the best way to breakup with a guy is to get him porn, a fleshlight and then breakup with him. I personally feel like the average guy would be like "the fuck is this shit". Not everyone appreciates the goodness of a fleshlight so the second option would be to get him a video game. I would suggest Madden or Fifa since guys are boring and don't play other far more EXCITING games.
The overall moral to get out of this is that Buttmuffin should not talk about these things during lunch where half of the school is around us and can hear us. >.<
Buttmuffin just told me die because apparently if your roommate dies during finals week you get a free ride on your finals which would mean she would actually pass her Calculus 2 exam. Lazy bum.
-Poopface
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