Your Spidey senses are not tingling!

So recently there was a blog entry about me launching scissors at Poopface's head. And yes, I did in fact do this. I was going to get a free pass on all my exams but I missed. She did not barrel roll, Poopface is not at all barrel shaped and there is no way she could acomplish this feet without that particular shape. 

Also, she's not the fuckin spiderman! I did not get webbed to the wall because Poopface is in no way powered by the venom of a radioactive spider. She's just a no good, lying whore (Ok, maybe not a whore, that's a bit harsh) but she did lie to you! She lied to every last one of you.  She isn't spiderman, she doesn't swing from a web and dress in shiny spandex (Although i would like to see that) and she most certianly did not defeat me. My aim was simply off. But mark my words Poopface! I will get you before this week is out. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

~Buffmuffin

P.S. She is still not spiderman, just making sure you know that.



(That is what I made her believe. MWAHAHAHAHA. Little does she know the mayhem that I ensue while she sleeps)

Death to Poopface?! I think not!

Buttmuffin just tried to kill me today. As a hobby, I paint and around the middle of last year I got her into painting as well. Last year I also had this really awesome idea to print off words and put them on a canvas to display emotions or funny quotes. This was the first one I ever made for my best friend last year. He is a huge flirt so a lot of these were funny and would appeal to him.

Today I decided to apply the same concept to another canvas except I used happy quotes and other

such things that would brighten someone's day.

Wow, it looks so much lamer. Ah well. The colors are writing are WAY darker in the real thing. :(

Anyway, BUTTMUFFIN decided she wanted to make one as well. Sweet, yo! Well, she asked me to cut out some of her lines since she had a lot which is fine and all EXCEPT next thing I know there is a pair of SCISSORS FLYING PAST MY FACE. Luckily I managed to barrel roll to safety and shoot spider webs out of my wrists to in case her in a cocoon. All was made right in the end.

But geez, Buttmuffin. I know you wanted to get excused from all of your exams, but seriously? You will not defeat me so easily!

Also, you're lucky I have a force field around my computer so you can't hurt it or else I would have murdered you. >.<

----Poopface out to get Buttmuffin off the ceiling where she left her.

So Poopface and I decided to get all nostalgic this evening. That's right, we went all the way back to our childhood to watch a movie neither of us has seen in years. Anastasia. That crazy Russian chick didn't even know she was a princess till the end, and it had so many emotions. And that crazy monk! Rasputin is a sack of insane, but you just have to love him. It was a lovely day, spent doing laundry (Well Poopface did mine) and watching movies. And damn was it awesome :) 

~Buttmuffin