So recently there was a blog entry about me launching scissors at Poopface's head. And yes, I did in fact do this. I was going to get a free pass on all my exams but I missed. She did not barrel roll, Poopface is not at all barrel shaped and there is no way she could acomplish this feet without that particular shape.
Also, she's not the fuckin spiderman! I did not get webbed to the wall because Poopface is in no way powered by the venom of a radioactive spider. She's just a no good, lying whore (Ok, maybe not a whore, that's a bit harsh) but she did lie to you! She lied to every last one of you. She isn't spiderman, she doesn't swing from a web and dress in shiny spandex (Although i would like to see that) and she most certianly did not defeat me. My aim was simply off. But mark my words Poopface! I will get you before this week is out. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~Buffmuffin
P.S. She is still not spiderman, just making sure you know that.
(That is what I made her believe. MWAHAHAHAHA. Little does she know the mayhem that I ensue while she sleeps)
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