So Poopface may very well be Spiderman...as this photo was discovered today after a trip to Meijer with our pal Adam. She is the most lovely Spiderman ever!
But of course, she can't be the only superhero in our group, oh no, because I....I am batman! Damn...just look at those sexy bat ears and that lovely face. I am flawless. I am the hero...not that this city deserves, but the one it never wanted in the first place. And god dammit I will keep this city safe. Or maybe just run away from the jingly keys and roombas...not sure yet.
Oh...and you may have noticed that half of iron man is in my photo as well. Yes...that is Adam, the one and second IRON MAN! HELL YEAH BITCHES!
So yeah, were the league of super awesome good guys that don't' do shit. Bow at our feet in worship peasants!
Much Love, and maybe a life save if I claim you as worthy,
Butt Muffin (Batman)
P.S. Poopface is DA BESTEST ROOMMATE EVER.
