Take ALL THE VACATIONS!

This past Thursday, for those that live in the lovely United States, was Thanksgiving. Which, for those who aren't familiar, is when we celebrate genocide and land theft by stuffing ourselves silly. You have all the classics, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and of course, pumpkin pie. And then the next day is Black Friday, when all of us Americans trample each other for sales right after being thankful for what we already have. Aren't we just the best?

Well since it was a holiday we both left out little dorm room to go home and celebrate with family. The university kind of forces us to go home because they close the cafeterias so no one can eat if they stay behind. And hey, who can argue with a four day weekend away?

Buttmuffin, the lovely woman that she is, went to her father's home on Tuesday. The entire time there she slept on an air mattress in her sister's room and cuddled with a four pound chihuahua named Rasputin.  

She learned to bake, which ended with flour all over the kitchen.  Her boyfriend showed up for Thanksgiving dinner and ended up covered in whipped cream when the rest of the family started throwing it. Then it was off to her boyfriend's to throw a birthday party. She took him to see Rise of the Guardians on Friday and the theator was full of children that didn't have class because of the holiday. The birthday party lead to the kitchen being covered in cake batter and frosting and Buttmuffin made a DND character....yeah, slowly she's becoming an uber-nerd. But she's the sexiest damn uber-nerd you'll ever meet. It was a productive, fun, crazy holiday but of course, she was happy to get back and see Poopface again. After all, when you live together you form a lovely little bond. 

(She's so sweet. *pinches her cheek* Love you too roommate! -Poopface)

So the face of poop had a lovely break as well. Poopface spent the beginning of her break babysitting her sister's new labrador terrier puppy named Bodie. See that cute rascal below? That was Bodie 1 month ago. He's 3x that size now and he is still teething. Ack! Poopface had to fight a great battle this weekend.She still has the battle scars.

Asides from that, her family had a lovely feast of the typical stuff plus mashed sweet potatoes, green bean salad, and yellow rice with almonds, peas and crumbled meat-substitute for the vegetarian in the family (aka Poopface). Poopface spent the rest of the time seeing her boyfriend, passing around an xbox and shopping (she did write a paper in that time too, but eh who wants to know about my homework accomplishments?). She ended up buying way too much dog stuff, Assassins Creed 3 (which she is currently really upset with since it is not as great as she was hoping), and Harry Pooper Deathly Hallows 1&2 for her sister. She was very excited to leave her dull yet always in conflict family to come and see her lovely roommate! It's always a good day when one gets to see Buttmuffin.

(Awww...do you see how much this bitch loves me? I love her too. 
-Buttmuffin)

So yeah, holidays are good things, we do crazy things, spend time with families we sometimes hate, and in the end we get to come back to school and see each other. Life is good when you're a Poopface and a Buttmuffin.