So yesterday, me, my roommate and our good friend, Kevin, went out on a shopping adventure. And every now and then we would pass by an empty building which we determined we should turn it into our secret cult base. Then my roommate and Kevin discussed the aspects of our secret cult. They decided that we needed to start a cult in the old Barnes and Noble close to our campus and summon the ultimate white girl, Taylor Swift. After which, we will destroy Taylor Swift. For this summoning we would need all the essentials for a white girl: uggs, apple products, a hot guy, a boy band CD and Starbucks.
My friend folks. My dear friends.
Poopface
You were helping, too!
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