More shit my roommate says.

So I've learned one in the morning is the best time to gain material for the newest topic on this blog. Poopface says the weirdest shit...so here is a list from out late night conversations.

"My sims are real. Don't lie to me"
"What if the sims are tiny people that live in your hair?"
At some point she decided she would replace my arms with a chainsaw and a tree that's really a transformer.  She also wanted to replace my hair with worms but that would ruin my sims lives.
We also discussed how you could have sex with the ghost that haunts our dorm hall.

This shit is too great to makeup.