MAKE NONE OF THE PROGRESS!

So as you've noticed Poopface and I have been absent recently, and we may be for long periods of time in the future. But we have a legit excuse I swear. We've been absent because our Gecko ate our blog. That's right, out tiny, not even an eighth of a pound gecko ate the entire blog and got super sick and barfed all over the place and then we had to get the blog dry cleaned and it just wasn't pretty. So sorry about that guys, we'll try to keep the lizard away from the blog in the future.

This is the little shit looking proud of himself after barfing up the blog all over the carpet.

Any-who here I am, once again, talking about random things no one cares about. Like how old people boobs turn into dust with a loud poof noise that echos across the plains. YAY! 

Love you dear readers (in a weird non-sexual way I swear), 

Buttmuffin